DUMBURGER

Expensive website. Cheap burger.

It's just meat and bread.

Bread
Leaf
Wet Red
Purple Rings
Yellow Square
Meat
Orange Paste
Bread

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DUMBURGER · Tampa, Florida

The best burger in Tampa.

It's just meat and bread. We are very good at meat and bread.

GIVE US $7.00

LOOK AT THE FOOD

Where

Tampa, FL

Hillsborough County

Hours

11am–11pm daily

Every day. Including the bad ones.

Phone

813-699-0674

Pickup and delivery, ordered on this site.

We sell real meat. That is the entire pitch.

The burgers

Every burger starts at $7. Nothing on this menu is complicated.

  • The Dumburger

    $7.00

    Bread, Orange Paste, Purple Rings, Wet Red, Leaf, Yellow Square, Meat.

  • The Dumber Burger

    $10.00

    The same, plus another Meat and another Yellow Square.

  • The Dumbest Burger

    $13.00

    Three Meat. Three Yellow Square. You will regret it.

ORDER ONLINESEE THE WHOLE MENU

Order online

Pickup or delivery. Both go through this website. There is no app to download.

Order it, we smash the meat, you eat it in Tampa.

Pickup in Tampa · Delivery across Hillsborough County · 11am–11pm daily

What people say

  • “Ordered the Dumbest Burger at 10:40pm on a Tuesday. Three patties, no attitude from the staff about it. Best smash burger I have had in Tampa and it cost me thirteen dollars.”

    Marisol D. · Seminole Heights

  • “Delivery took about half an hour to Brandon and the bun was not soggy, which is more than I can say for anywhere else. The website is genuinely insane. The burger is genuinely good.”

    Derek W. · Brandon

  • “No fries, no chicken, no upsell. Seven dollars, in and out. I take my lunch break here twice a week now.”

    Alicia R. · Ybor City

  • “I asked for no onion and extra cheese and that is exactly what showed up. Low bar, everyone else keeps tripping over it.”

    Tomás G. · Riverview

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Where we deliver

Tampa and the rest of Hillsborough County. If you are on this list, the meat can reach you.

The other thing we sell

BUY A ZIP CODE.

You don't need a kitchen. You don't need to cook.

$250 gets you a postal code. Nobody else can sell a DUMBURGER there.

Wait for us to go viral, then charge whatever you want for it. We take 10%.

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This is not real estate. It is a number on a website.

An expensive website for a cheap burger.

Dumb Questions

Do you have fries?
No. We sell burgers.
Can you grill my onions?
No. Eat them raw or take them off. We only cook the meat.
Do you have chicken?
Go somewhere else.
Can I get it medium-rare?
We smash the meat into the grill until it is cooked. You get what you get.
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